haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
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And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
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Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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