try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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