You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
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This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
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bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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