Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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