very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
where am i from again
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
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Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
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It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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