Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
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