The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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