I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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