Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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