dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I want her autograph on my taint
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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