Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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