It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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