What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
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I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
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PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
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