He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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