i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
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My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
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I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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