Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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