he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
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