so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
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