I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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