chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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