and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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