i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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