But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I fill condoms, not promises.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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