he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
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Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
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He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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