I molested 6 butterflies tonight
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
He kissed a someone with a penis
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
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Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
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I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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