so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
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Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
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Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
is it fun? or sober?
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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