I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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