I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I'm in a cab, in a strange city, and my driver looks like he's going to eat me. My facebook password is **** I want you to have the one thing I hold dearest to my heart.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
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areolas are like halos for boobs.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
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And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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