Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
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my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
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The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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