This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
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whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
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So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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