She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
