so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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