After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
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