is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
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woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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