I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
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i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
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She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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