I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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