Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
its not stalking. its research.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
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