when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
Randomize