similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
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we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
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Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
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