i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
You are a genius and a whore.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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