i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Randomize
