The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
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