Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
How many fucks given?
0.12846
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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