The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
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