Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
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Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
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I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.