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• (517): View more from Michigan

  Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.

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• (906): View more from Michigan

  I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.

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• (580): View more from Oklahoma

  It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?

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• (281): View more from Texas

  Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.

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  Doesn't she keep a spare?

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  Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness

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• (914): View more from New York

  I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...

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• (315): View more from New York

  In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?

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