I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Randomize
