He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Dating After Heartbreak
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
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I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?