It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"