My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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