Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
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