It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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