Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
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I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
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apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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