Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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