You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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