So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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