Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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